y a des soirées comme sa mon pov joel

Un bon petit bad beat a l'instant (vive le poker loto):
TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, R5-17538818-554
played at "Doullens (francais)" for USD RM from 2010-01-25 12:45 until 2010-01-25 12:46



Seat 1: Jeremy_72 ($0.68 in chips)
Seat 4: totodidodo ($1.14 in chips)
Seat 6: 13Extra ($0.85 in chips)
Seat 7: jeannot 63 ($1.92 in chips)
Seat 8: GusVanSen88 ($4.52 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
jeannot 63 posts small blind ($0.01), GusVanSen88 posts big blind ($0.02), DEALING_HOLE_CARDS
.

PRE-FLOP
Jeremy_72 raises to $0.07, totodidodo calls $0.07, 13Extra calls $0.07, jeannot 63 folds, GusVanSen88 folds.

FLOP [board cards: JH,6D,8C ]
DEALING_FLOP
, Jeremy_72 checks, totodidodo bets $0.12, 13Extra folds, Jeremy_72 raises to $0.61 and is all-in, totodidodo calls $0.61.

TURN [board cards: JH,6D,8C,2C ]
DEALING_TURN
.

RIVER [board cards: JH,6D,8C,2C,KC ]
DEALING_RIVER
.

SHOWDOWN
Jeremy_72 shows [ 8S,8H ]
totodidodo shows [ 6C,7C ]
totodidodo wins $1.39.



SUMMARY
Dealer: 13Extra
Pot: $1.46, (including rake: $0.07)
Jeremy_72, loses $0.68
totodidodo, bets $0.68, collects $1.39, net $0.71
13Extra, loses $0.07
jeannot 63, loses $0.01
GusVanSen88, loses $0.02

Et encore un joli contre un gros fish qui venait de partir a tapis preflop avec J 9o.

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, R5-17820202-570
played at "Nyons (francais)" for USD RM from 2010-01-26 12:55 until 2010-01-26 12:55



Seat 4: Jeremy_72 ($1.97 in chips)
Seat 8: panza62w ($1.56 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
Jeremy_72 posts small blind ($0.01), panza62w posts big blind ($0.02), DEALING_HOLE_CARDS
.

PRE-FLOP
Jeremy_72 raises to $0.07, panza62w raises to $1.56 and is all-in, Jeremy_72 calls $1.56.

FLOP [board cards: 7C,3C,5H ]
DEALING_FLOP
.

TURN [board cards: 7C,3C,5H,JS ]
DEALING_TURN
.

RIVER [board cards: 7C,3C,5H,JS,KC ]
DEALING_RIVER
.

SHOWDOWN
panza62w shows [ AC,8C ]
Jeremy_72 shows [ AD,AS ]
panza62w wins $2.97.



SUMMARY
Dealer: Jeremy_72
Pot: $3.12, (including rake: $0.15)
Jeremy_72, loses $1.56
panza62w, bets $1.56, collects $2.97, net $1.41

Connard ... xD j'adore ce genre de main.

PokerStars Game #38805990974: Hold'em No Limit (€0.05/€0.10 EUR) - 2010/01/27 10:44:10 ET
Table 'Oljato IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: uNGam3R (€20.17 in chips)
Seat 2: MGBeGo (€10.11 in chips)
Seat 4: JackobFish (€10.56 in chips)
Seat 5: elbis (€10.69 in chips)
Seat 6: chamel71 (€34.52 in chips)
chamel71: posts small blind €0.05
uNGam3R: posts big blind €0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to uNGam3R [As Ad]
MGBeGo: folds
JackobFish: raises €0.30 to €0.40
elbis: folds
chamel71: folds
uNGam3R: raises €1.10 to €1.50
JackobFish: calls €1.10
*** FLOP *** [3c 3h Jc]
uNGam3R: bets €2
JackobFish: calls €2
*** TURN *** [3c 3h Jc] [3d]
uNGam3R: checks
JackobFish: bets €2.50
uNGam3R: raises €5.90 to €8.40
JackobFish: calls €4.56 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (€1.34) returned to uNGam3R
*** RIVER *** [3c 3h Jc 3d] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
uNGam3R: shows [As Ad] (a full house, Threes full of Aces)
JackobFish: shows [Jh Js] (a full house, Jacks full of Threes)
JackobFish collected €20.13 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot €21.17 | Rake €1.04
Board [3c 3h Jc 3d 8c]
Seat 1: uNGam3R (big blind) showed [As Ad] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Aces
Seat 2: MGBeGo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JackobFish showed [Jh Js] and won (€20.13) with a full house, Jacks full of Threes
Seat 5: elbis (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: chamel71 (small blind) folded before Flop

$25.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 27, 12:33:16 ET 2010
Table Crooked Valley (6 max shallow) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: maveric1k ( $6.40 USD )
Seat 2: Seskyy ( $32.35 USD )
Seat 3: DoMiNiCaN123 ( $19.08 USD )
Seat 4: pirone ( $19.38 USD )
Seat 5: NKYPDIZZLE ( $6.75 USD )
Seat 6: shanegolden760 ( $9.43 USD )
Seskyy posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
DoMiNiCaN123 posts big blind [$0.25 USD].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seskyy [ ]
pirone calls [$0.25 USD]
NKYPDIZZLE calls [$0.25 USD]
shanegolden760 calls [$0.25 USD]
Seskyy raises [$2.40 USD]
DoMiNiCaN123 folds
pirone folds
NKYPDIZZLE calls [$2.25 USD]
shanegolden760 folds

** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
Seskyy checks
NKYPDIZZLE bets [$0.25 USD]
Seskyy raises [$29.85 USD]
NKYPDIZZLE calls [$4.00 USD]
Seskyy shows [img]www.clubpoker.net/forum-poker/style_emot...ault/minicard_Kh.gif[/img], ]
NKYPDIZZLE shows [img]www.clubpoker.net/forum-poker/style_emot...ault/minicard_3c.gif[/img], ]
Seskyy wins $25.60 USD

** Dealing Turn ** [ ]

** Dealing River ** [ ]

NKYPDIZZLE wins $13.54 USD from main pot

$10.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 27, 04:49:52 ET 2010
Table Union (6 max shallow) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 2: scubasteve46112 ( $4.35 USD )
Seat 3: The_Favorite89 ( $17.77 USD )
Seat 4: andreaxx76 ( $12.21 USD )
Seat 5: Seskyy ( $7.07 USD )
Seat 6: SuperGlide765 ( $2.13 USD )
SuperGlide765 posts small blind [$0.05 USD].
scubasteve46112 posts big blind [$0.10 USD].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seskyy [ ]
The_Favorite89 calls [$0.10 USD]
andreaxx76 calls [$0.10 USD]
Seskyy raises [$0.40 USD]
SuperGlide765 calls [$0.35 USD]
scubasteve46112 calls [$0.30 USD]
The_Favorite89 calls [$0.30 USD]
andreaxx76 calls [$0.30 USD]

** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
SuperGlide765 bets [$1.73 USD]
scubasteve46112 folds
The_Favorite89 calls [$1.73 USD]
andreaxx76 calls [$1.73 USD]
Seskyy raises [$6.67 USD]
The_Favorite89 folds
andreaxx76 calls [$4.94 USD]
Seskyy shows [img]www.clubpoker.net/forum-poker/style_emot...ault/minicard_As.gif[/img], ]
SuperGlide765 shows [img]www.clubpoker.net/forum-poker/style_emot...ault/minicard_9s.gif[/img], ]
andreaxx76 shows [img]www.clubpoker.net/forum-poker/style_emot...ault/minicard_Qd.gif[/img], ]

** Dealing Turn ** [ ]

** Dealing River ** [ ]

andreaxx76 wins $9.22 USD from main pot
andreaxx76 wins $8.33 USD from main pot

Y a un hidden brag (pas si hidden que sa )

PokerStars Game #38897107492: Hold'em No Limit (€0.05/€0.10 EUR) - 2010/01/29 5:04:22 ET
Table 'Annschnell' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: VL_aming007 (€15.06 in chips)
Seat 3: Paulorcarmo (€10.96 in chips)
Seat 4: capodimonte1 (€8.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Elprimo69 (€5.21 in chips)
Seat 6: uNGam3R (€12.18 in chips)
capodimonte1: posts small blind €0.05
Elprimo69: posts big blind €0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to uNGam3R
uNGam3R: raises €0.30 to €0.40
VL_aming007: folds
Paulorcarmo: calls €0.40
capodimonte1: calls €0.35
Elprimo69: folds
*** FLOP ***

capodimonte1: checks
uNGam3R: bets €0.70
Paulorcarmo: calls €0.70
capodimonte1: folds
*** TURN ***

uNGam3R: bets €1.50
Paulorcarmo: raises €4.30 to €5.80
uNGam3R: folds
Uncalled bet (€4.30) returned to Paulorcarmo
Paulorcarmo collected €5.43 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot €5.70 | Rake €0.27
Board [Jd 5c Th 9h]
Seat 1: VL_aming007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Paulorcarmo (button) collected (€5.43)
Seat 4: capodimonte1 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Elprimo69 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: uNGam3R folded on the Turn

Dans le chat on peu lire :
uNGam3R : fucking lucker
Donk : I had the straiht (écrit comme sa) I put you on overpair
uNGam3R : Nice read donk

Le brelan qui tue...

Seat 1: Fipp ($8.41)
Seat 2: ABANAMAT71 ($5.39)
Seat 3: Terenceppp ($4.30)
Seat 4: rueligo ($9.40)
Seat 5: daisy72 ($5.17)
Seat 6: Seskyy ($15.10)
daisy72 posts the small blind of $0.02
Seskyy posts the big blind of $0.05
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Seskyy [ ]
Fipp has 15 seconds left to act
Fipp folds
ABANAMAT71 folds
Terenceppp folds
rueligo raises to $0.17
daisy72 folds
Seskyy raises to $0.65
rueligo calls $0.48
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Seskyy checks
rueligo checks
*** TURN *** [ ] [ ]
Seskyy bets $1.05
rueligo calls $1.05
*** RIVER *** [ ] [ ]
Seskyy bets $13.40, and is all in
rueligo calls $7.70, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $5.70 returned to Seskyy
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Seskyy shows [ ] three of a kind, Aces
rueligo shows [ ] a flush, Ace high
rueligo wins the pot ($17.57) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $18.82 | Rake $1.25
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: Fipp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ABANAMAT71 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Terenceppp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: rueligo (button) showed [ ] and won ($17.57) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: daisy72 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Seskyy (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Aces

Euh, ça c'est pas un bad beat, c'est Sesky qui tend le baton pour se faire battre...
Sur la rivière, c'est n'importe quoi, tu envoie tapis sous prétexte que tu as touché ton brelan sans même réfléchir ce à quoi le mec en face peut avoir.

toute les draws tombent en plus !

Sesky, régle général dans un 3bet pot si c'est toi qui 3bet Cbet 100% du temps a 2/3 du pot

Tellement classique en ce moment ...

P****Stars Game #39008356519: Hold'em No Limit (€0.05/€0.10 EUR) - 2010/01/31 9:02:22 ET
Table 'Lynx III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: marvino1 (€13.84 in chips)
Seat 2: dusik (€11.31 in chips)
Seat 3: jerro (€12.16 in chips)
Seat 4: Kötter (€8.40 in chips)
Seat 5: uNGam3R (€15.39 in chips)
Seat 6: MhEmOuuuD (€6.31 in chips)
dusik: posts small blind €0.05
jerro: posts big blind €0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to uNGam3R

Kötter: folds
uNGam3R: raises €0.30 to €0.40
MhEmOuuuD: calls €0.40
marvino1: raises €0.30 to €0.70
dusik: folds
jerro: folds
uNGam3R: raises €2.10 to €2.80
MhEmOuuuD: calls €2.40
marvino1: raises €11.04 to €13.84 and is all-in
uNGam3R: raises €1.55 to €15.39 and is all-in
MhEmOuuuD: calls €3.51 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (€1.55) returned to uNGam3R
*** FLOP ***

*** TURN ***

*** RIVER ***

*** SHOW DOWN ***
uNGam3R: shows (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
marvino1: shows (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
marvino1 collected €14.31 from side pot
MhEmOuuuD: shows (a pair of Sevens)
marvino1 collected €18.13 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot €34.14 Main pot €18.13. Side pot €14.31. | Rake €1.70
Board [7s Ac 7h 5d 6h]
Seat 1: marvino1 (button) showed [Ad 8d] and won (€32.44) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 2: dusik (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: jerro (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Kötter folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: uNGam3R showed [Kh Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 6: MhEmOuuuD showed [2h 3h] and lost with a pair of Sevens

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, R5-22490930-395 played at "Kattowitz" for USD RM from 2010-02-04 19:02 until 2010-02-04 19:03 Seat 2: elmar SAPC ($13.78 in chips)
Seat 3: grek19890 ($5 in chips)
Seat 4: FlushFoley ($10.17 in chips)
Seat 7: rapat 76 ($1.15 in chips)
Seat 8: f-hamster ($21.88 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
rapat 76 posts small blind ($0.05), f-hamster posts big blind ($0.10), grek19890 posts blind ($0.10), DEALING_HOLE_CARDS
.

PRE-FLOP
elmar SAPC raises to $0.40, grek19890 calls $0.40, FlushFoley calls $0.40, rapat 76 folds, f-hamster calls $0.40.

FLOP

DEALING_FLOP
, f-hamster checks, elmar SAPC bets $1.25, grek19890 folds, FlushFoley folds, f-hamster calls $1.25.

TURN

DEALING_TURN
, f-hamster checks, elmar SAPC bets $3.10, f-hamster raises to $10, elmar SAPC raises to $12.13 and is all-in, f-hamster calls $12.13.

RIVER

DEALING_RIVER
.

SHOWDOWN
elmar SAPC shows

f-hamster shows

f-hamster wins $26.99. SUMMARY
Dealer: FlushFoley
Pot: $28.41, (including rake: $1.42)
elmar SAPC, loses $13.78
grek19890, loses $0.40
FlushFoley, loses $0.40
rapat 76, loses $0.05
f-hamster, bets $13.78, collects $26.99, net $13.21

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, R5-22440991-226
played at "Miskolc" for USD RM from 2010-02-04 14:29 until 2010-02-04 14:30



Seat 3: koumpakis_k ($4.23 in chips)
Seat 4: vasilounas ($0.83 in chips)
Seat 8: fak14 ($2.63 in chips)
Seat 9: LaFlorette ($0.92 in chips)
Seat 10: nefane33 ($6.11 in chips)



ANTES/BLINDS
LaFlorette posts small blind ($0.02), nefane33 posts big blind ($0.04), koumpakis_k posts blind ($0.04), koumpakis_k posts blind ($0.02), DEALING_HOLE_CARDS
.

PRE-FLOP
koumpakis_k checks, vasilounas calls $0.04, fak14 calls $0.04, LaFlorette calls $0.04, nefane33 raises to $0.24, koumpakis_k folds, vasilounas calls $0.24, fak14 folds, LaFlorette calls $0.24.

FLOP

LaFlorette checks, nefane33 bets $0.82, vasilounas calls $0.59 and is all-in, LaFlorette calls $0.68 and is all-in.

TURN

RIVER

SHOWDOWN
nefane33 shows
vasilounas shows
LaFlorette shows
vasilounas wins $2.47, LaFlorette wins $0.18.

SUMMARY
Dealer: fak14
Pot: $2.77, (including rake: $0.12)
koumpakis_k, loses $0.06
vasilounas, bets $0.83, collects $2.47, net $1.64
fak14, loses $0.04
LaFlorette, loses $0.74
nefane33, loses $0.92

Y a pas de quoi casser l'écran, là???

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, R5-22624888-524
played at "Turku" for USD RM from 2010-02-05 10:54 until 2010-02-05 10:54

Seat 2: xxpokerxxl10 ($0.54 in chips)
Seat 5: nefane33 ($7.49 in chips)
Seat 6: jaffar90 ($7.53 in chips)
Seat 7: karasb ($2.45 in chips)
Seat 8: haapalainen ($2.21 in chips)


ANTES/BLINDS
haapalainen posts small blind ($0.02), xxpokerxxl10 posts big blind ($0.04), DEALING_HOLE_CARDS
.

PRE-FLOP
nefane33 raises to $0.20, jaffar90 folds, karasb calls $0.20, haapalainen raises to $2.21 and is all-in, xxpokerxxl10 folds, nefane33 calls $2.21, karasb folds.

FLOP

TURN

RIVER

SHOWDOWN
haapalainen shows [ 7S,2C ]
nefane33 shows
haapalainen wins $4.43.


SUMMARY
Dealer: karasb
Pot: $4.66, (including rake: $0.23)
xxpokerxxl10, loses $0.04
nefane33, loses $2.21
jaffar90, loses $0
karasb, loses $0.20
haapalainen, bets $2.21, collects $4.43, net $2.22

Si-si ! il y a de quoi casser l'écran ! Vas-y ! fais-le !!!