Connard ... xD j'adore ce genre de main.

PokerStars Game #38805990974: Hold'em No Limit (€0.05/€0.10 EUR) - 2010/01/27 10:44:10 ET
Table 'Oljato IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: uNGam3R (€20.17 in chips)
Seat 2: MGBeGo (€10.11 in chips)
Seat 4: JackobFish (€10.56 in chips)
Seat 5: elbis (€10.69 in chips)
Seat 6: chamel71 (€34.52 in chips)
chamel71: posts small blind €0.05
uNGam3R: posts big blind €0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to uNGam3R [As Ad]
MGBeGo: folds
JackobFish: raises €0.30 to €0.40
elbis: folds
chamel71: folds
uNGam3R: raises €1.10 to €1.50
JackobFish: calls €1.10
*** FLOP *** [3c 3h Jc]
uNGam3R: bets €2
JackobFish: calls €2
*** TURN *** [3c 3h Jc] [3d]
uNGam3R: checks
JackobFish: bets €2.50
uNGam3R: raises €5.90 to €8.40
JackobFish: calls €4.56 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (€1.34) returned to uNGam3R
*** RIVER *** [3c 3h Jc 3d] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
uNGam3R: shows [As Ad] (a full house, Threes full of Aces)
JackobFish: shows [Jh Js] (a full house, Jacks full of Threes)
JackobFish collected €20.13 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot €21.17 | Rake €1.04
Board [3c 3h Jc 3d 8c]
Seat 1: uNGam3R (big blind) showed [As Ad] and lost with a full house, Threes full of Aces
Seat 2: MGBeGo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: JackobFish showed [Jh Js] and won (€20.13) with a full house, Jacks full of Threes
Seat 5: elbis (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: chamel71 (small blind) folded before Flop

$25.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 27, 12:33:16 ET 2010
Table Crooked Valley (6 max shallow) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: maveric1k ( $6.40 USD )
Seat 2: Seskyy ( $32.35 USD )
Seat 3: DoMiNiCaN123 ( $19.08 USD )
Seat 4: pirone ( $19.38 USD )
Seat 5: NKYPDIZZLE ( $6.75 USD )
Seat 6: shanegolden760 ( $9.43 USD )
Seskyy posts small blind [$0.10 USD].
DoMiNiCaN123 posts big blind [$0.25 USD].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seskyy [ ]
pirone calls [$0.25 USD]
NKYPDIZZLE calls [$0.25 USD]
shanegolden760 calls [$0.25 USD]
Seskyy raises [$2.40 USD]
DoMiNiCaN123 folds
pirone folds
NKYPDIZZLE calls [$2.25 USD]
shanegolden760 folds

** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
Seskyy checks
NKYPDIZZLE bets [$0.25 USD]
Seskyy raises [$29.85 USD]
NKYPDIZZLE calls [$4.00 USD]
Seskyy shows [img]www.clubpoker.net/forum-poker/style_emot...ault/minicard_Kh.gif[/img], ]
NKYPDIZZLE shows [img]www.clubpoker.net/forum-poker/style_emot...ault/minicard_3c.gif[/img], ]
Seskyy wins $25.60 USD

** Dealing Turn ** [ ]

** Dealing River ** [ ]

NKYPDIZZLE wins $13.54 USD from main pot

$10.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 27, 04:49:52 ET 2010
Table Union (6 max shallow) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 2: scubasteve46112 ( $4.35 USD )
Seat 3: The_Favorite89 ( $17.77 USD )
Seat 4: andreaxx76 ( $12.21 USD )
Seat 5: Seskyy ( $7.07 USD )
Seat 6: SuperGlide765 ( $2.13 USD )
SuperGlide765 posts small blind [$0.05 USD].
scubasteve46112 posts big blind [$0.10 USD].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Seskyy [ ]
The_Favorite89 calls [$0.10 USD]
andreaxx76 calls [$0.10 USD]
Seskyy raises [$0.40 USD]
SuperGlide765 calls [$0.35 USD]
scubasteve46112 calls [$0.30 USD]
The_Favorite89 calls [$0.30 USD]
andreaxx76 calls [$0.30 USD]

** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
SuperGlide765 bets [$1.73 USD]
scubasteve46112 folds
The_Favorite89 calls [$1.73 USD]
andreaxx76 calls [$1.73 USD]
Seskyy raises [$6.67 USD]
The_Favorite89 folds
andreaxx76 calls [$4.94 USD]
Seskyy shows [img]www.clubpoker.net/forum-poker/style_emot...ault/minicard_As.gif[/img], ]
SuperGlide765 shows [img]www.clubpoker.net/forum-poker/style_emot...ault/minicard_9s.gif[/img], ]
andreaxx76 shows [img]www.clubpoker.net/forum-poker/style_emot...ault/minicard_Qd.gif[/img], ]

** Dealing Turn ** [ ]

** Dealing River ** [ ]

andreaxx76 wins $9.22 USD from main pot
andreaxx76 wins $8.33 USD from main pot

Y a un hidden brag (pas si hidden que sa )

PokerStars Game #38897107492: Hold'em No Limit (€0.05/€0.10 EUR) - 2010/01/29 5:04:22 ET
Table 'Annschnell' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: VL_aming007 (€15.06 in chips)
Seat 3: Paulorcarmo (€10.96 in chips)
Seat 4: capodimonte1 (€8.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Elprimo69 (€5.21 in chips)
Seat 6: uNGam3R (€12.18 in chips)
capodimonte1: posts small blind €0.05
Elprimo69: posts big blind €0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to uNGam3R
uNGam3R: raises €0.30 to €0.40
VL_aming007: folds
Paulorcarmo: calls €0.40
capodimonte1: calls €0.35
Elprimo69: folds
*** FLOP ***

capodimonte1: checks
uNGam3R: bets €0.70
Paulorcarmo: calls €0.70
capodimonte1: folds
*** TURN ***

uNGam3R: bets €1.50
Paulorcarmo: raises €4.30 to €5.80
uNGam3R: folds
Uncalled bet (€4.30) returned to Paulorcarmo
Paulorcarmo collected €5.43 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot €5.70 | Rake €0.27
Board [Jd 5c Th 9h]
Seat 1: VL_aming007 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Paulorcarmo (button) collected (€5.43)
Seat 4: capodimonte1 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Elprimo69 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: uNGam3R folded on the Turn

Dans le chat on peu lire :
uNGam3R : fucking lucker
Donk : I had the straiht (écrit comme sa) I put you on overpair
uNGam3R : Nice read donk

Le brelan qui tue...

Seat 1: Fipp ($8.41)
Seat 2: ABANAMAT71 ($5.39)
Seat 3: Terenceppp ($4.30)
Seat 4: rueligo ($9.40)
Seat 5: daisy72 ($5.17)
Seat 6: Seskyy ($15.10)
daisy72 posts the small blind of $0.02
Seskyy posts the big blind of $0.05
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Seskyy [ ]
Fipp has 15 seconds left to act
Fipp folds
ABANAMAT71 folds
Terenceppp folds
rueligo raises to $0.17
daisy72 folds
Seskyy raises to $0.65
rueligo calls $0.48
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Seskyy checks
rueligo checks
*** TURN *** [ ] [ ]
Seskyy bets $1.05
rueligo calls $1.05
*** RIVER *** [ ] [ ]
Seskyy bets $13.40, and is all in
rueligo calls $7.70, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $5.70 returned to Seskyy
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Seskyy shows [ ] three of a kind, Aces
rueligo shows [ ] a flush, Ace high
rueligo wins the pot ($17.57) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $18.82 | Rake $1.25
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: Fipp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ABANAMAT71 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Terenceppp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: rueligo (button) showed [ ] and won ($17.57) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: daisy72 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Seskyy (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with three of a kind, Aces

Euh, ça c'est pas un bad beat, c'est Sesky qui tend le baton pour se faire battre...
Sur la rivière, c'est n'importe quoi, tu envoie tapis sous prétexte que tu as touché ton brelan sans même réfléchir ce à quoi le mec en face peut avoir.